Matt, The Comic Book

Sit down and stay a while, I have a story to tell! (It’s totally 100 percent true to)

Once upon a time there was a guy named Matt, he was extremely unpopular and for no good reasons either. I mean come on, look at that face. Anyways, only his mother loved him, but Matt had an idea, and it was a good one to.

He would take tons of pictures of himself. wearing only his trusty CoD helmet and a sexy face, he would then post these pictures all over the interwebs. This plan of course had an expected fail rate of 0, if you were wondering.

At just that moment a stupid, hairy and drunk gorilla bumb attacked him, right out of plain site. Wielding only a half empty can of beer and an uncooked potato, the gorilla bumb beats our hero half to death.

This of course, as anyone that knows Matt Knows, Pissed him off super bad. Smoke started billowing out of his ears and he roared like an angry bull. He would hunt this Bumbheamoth down and slay his beer drinking ass!

Unfortunately all this action had made Matt extremely tired, so he decided to take a nap first. Maybe he would kick some ass tomorrow, ya that sounded good.